In business, this is called the illusion of choice. If you would have clicked the blue pill, you would have been redirected to a “12 ways to tell if I might be gay” article.

You have no choice in fact. As a matter of fact you are on 1 or 2 possible timelines. This is called an A/B split.

I’m monitoring your mouse movements through heat maps.

So if you leave this page, it’s likely you may never be able to get back to it. Something similar perhaps, but not this exact one. And that is called FOMO. The Fear of Mission Out.

Also, the price of my offer increases $1 everyday. This is called…